Judgement Day: May 21st 2011
I don’t know about yours, but My Bible says:
“No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
- Matthew 24:36
TRUE THAT. :>
Super True.So don’t be afraid,just accept the fact that he is your savouir and Worship him.Just do good things. :)
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school. *Robot slaps Son*
SON: Okay, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. *Robot slaps son again*
SON: Okay, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he’s your son. *Robot slaps mom*
OMG. I can’t even.
GAHDD! =))
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